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"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

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'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'How am I doing?'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'En-counter'

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"Just don't be yourself."