Awkward Encounter Explorer Gifts

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Turtle Blind dates

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'How am I doing?'

"Ice rink"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"But he's no longer with us."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'En-counter'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'