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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

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'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

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'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

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'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

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"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'