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'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

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"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

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