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'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

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"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

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"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

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"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

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'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'

A man has died while having a shower and has turned up in Heaven naked and not amused.