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Awkward Situation Avoider Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who knows how to gracefully exit an awkward moment? Our curated collection of humorous and thoughtful items is ideal for the smooth operator who prefers peace over conflict. Whether they’re in social settings or daily life, these gifts are a fun way to acknowledge their talent for avoiding awkward situations with wit and humor.
"They're not fixing us another drink - They've gone to bed"
Awkward First Dates
Bad Interview Technique
"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."
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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"
"How is everything, besides the obvious?"
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'
"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."
"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
'I hope I'm not intruding...'
"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"
But enough about me, let's talk about my job.
"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."
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'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'
'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'
"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"
"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."
"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"
"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."
"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."
'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'
''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'
"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."
'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'
Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.
'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'
"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"
'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'
'Better than looking at four walls is here.'
'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'
Awkward Situation Avoider Gifts Collection
Awkward Situation Avoider Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find humorous designs perfect for the awkward situation avoider—every sip a subtle nod to their social mastery.
Awkward Situation Avoider Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and comfort to their space, ideal for the person who prefers peace over chaos.
Awkward Situation Avoider Prints
Browse our prints to find stylish artwork that playfully recognizes their talent for avoiding awkward encounters.
Awkward Situation Avoider T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts collection for witty designs that celebrate the expert at sidestepping awkward moments.