Awkward Situation Avoider Pillows

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"They're not fixing us another drink - They've gone to bed"

Awkward First Dates

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

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'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'