Awkward Situation Avoider Prints

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"They're not fixing us another drink - They've gone to bed"

Awkward First Dates

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

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'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"