Awkward Situation Analyst Gifts

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Awkward First Dates

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

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'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'