Situation Analyst Gifts

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Greek Crisis

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

World Financial Mafia

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Greek Crisis

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

The End is Relative

"People are crazy."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Microsoft Merger

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Greek Crisis

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

Dept of Entropy.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Sigmund Freud

"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."