Status Quo Analyst Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a status quo analyst? Celebrate their knack for analysis and creative thinking with our range of clever, professionally drawn products. Perfect for inspiring those who analyze the world and love sharing their insights in style. Whether it's for work, study, or personal motivation, our items make a thoughtful and witty gift that respects their analytical mind while adding a splash of personality.

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'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.' mockup

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

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'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...' mockup

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

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US and the EU

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Truth

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Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism! mockup

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

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New Memer/Incumbent

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"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!" mockup

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

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"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!" mockup

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

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"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

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'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.' mockup

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

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Land Sale

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'I was not prepared for this!'

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'Stocks today remained unchanged, on news the rich are getting richer, and the poor poorer, at approximately the same rate...'

'Stocks today remained unchanged, on news the rich are getting richer, and the poor poorer, at approximately the same rate...' mockup

'Stocks today remained unchanged, on news the rich are getting richer, and the poor poorer, at approximately the same rate...'

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Election

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Brussels Spouts

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'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'

'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.' mockup

'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'

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'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?'

'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?' mockup

'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?'

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Trouble

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"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake."

"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake." mockup

"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake."

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"The plumber is here."

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"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not." mockup

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

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". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?" mockup

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

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Trump Transition Team

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Horse riders

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There is no normal: Norm hated the new motivational poster and it hated him.

There is no normal: Norm hated the new motivational poster and it hated him. mockup

There is no normal: Norm hated the new motivational poster and it hated him.

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"The partners were thinking maybe stockbroker is not the right career for you."

"The partners were thinking maybe stockbroker is not the right career for you." mockup

"The partners were thinking maybe stockbroker is not the right career for you."

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'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?'

'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?' mockup

'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?'

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Activism, third party candidacy, insurgent democrat, accepting the status quo

Activism, third party candidacy, insurgent democrat, accepting the status quo mockup

Activism, third party candidacy, insurgent democrat, accepting the status quo

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'Heaven's great. It's just that now there's nothing to look forward to.'

'Heaven's great. It's just that now there's nothing to look forward to.' mockup

'Heaven's great. It's just that now there's nothing to look forward to.'

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'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...'

'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...' mockup

'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...'

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Status Quo Analyst Gifts Collection

Status Quo Analyst Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for analytical minds. Find a witty or inspiring design that celebrates the spirit of a status quo analyst.

Status Quo Analyst Pillows

Check out our pillows with smart, funny designs that bring a cozy touch to any space, ideal for the thoughtful and creative analyst.

Status Quo Analyst Prints

Browse our prints that highlight the sharp wit and innovative spirit of analysts. Ideal for decorating offices or personal spaces with a touch of intelligence.

Status Quo Analyst T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts featuring clever designs for those who love analysis and creative thinking. Perfect for work or casual wear, and sure to spark conversation.