Status Quo Questioner Gifts

"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

New Memer/Incumbent

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

Lost and Profound.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Are You a True American Patriot?

Religion, This End Up

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"What's it all about?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."