Status Quo Questioner Pillows

"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

New Memer/Incumbent

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

Lost and Profound.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Are You a True American Patriot?

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Religion, This End Up

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"What's it all about?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'