Critics Of Status Quo Pillows

Election

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

New Memer/Incumbent

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

That should get you motivated.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

Violent Rhetoric

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

Henry Manning

Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.

'The Government today announced a fifty billion dollar research program to determine the causes of inflation....'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

The EU ignoring the refugee crisis.

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'

'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

Trouble

Subcontracts with America.

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

'Most of us take a bribe now and then, but he has a suggested retail price.'

"The plumber is here."

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake."

Shock Therapy.

There is no normal: Norm hated the new motivational poster and it hated him.

'You're making a big mistake Attorney General Holder, investigating the CIA's interrogation techniques is just pure politics ... moreover you're dangerous.'

"Apparently him being 108 and dead isn't sufficient reason for laying him off!"