Political Correctness Critics Pillows

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"I'm courting the politically-correct, overly-sensitive, easily-offended, atheist, grinch, market."

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

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'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

The kinder, gentler Grim Reaper

"Great stuff, but here's an idea: what if it's an old white man?"

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

"Welcome to the class of 2020. Here's a lists of things you cannot say, do or watch, in case they offend someone you've never met."

'It's to help the hard of knowing!'

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'