Political Correctness Critique Pillows

"We wish you a merry, non-descript, secular and non-secular, non-judgemental, unbiased, period of early winter, we wish you. . ."

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

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'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

"Great stuff, but here's an idea: what if it's an old white man?"

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'