Political Correctness Commentator Pillows

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"We're looking for a tough, aggressive guard dog. Have you been neutered? No, wait ??" I'm not allowed to ask that."

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

'He wished someone a 'merry Christmas' instead of saying 'happy holidays'.'

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

"You are accused of enticing children to eat gingerbread, thereby increasing their chances of childhood obesity."

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Politically Correct Snowperson

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Laughingstock

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"