Political Correctness Commentator T-Shirts

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"We're looking for a tough, aggressive guard dog. Have you been neutered? No, wait ??" I'm not allowed to ask that."

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

'He wished someone a 'merry Christmas' instead of saying 'happy holidays'.'

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

"You are accused of enticing children to eat gingerbread, thereby increasing their chances of childhood obesity."

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

The kinder, gentler Grim Reaper

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Politically Correct Snowperson

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Trump Poutine

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Laughingstock

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

Tearing up the Iran Deal