Status Quo Disruptor Pillows

'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?'

Smash the System

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

New Memer/Incumbent

Macho Vegetarian

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'She wishes.'

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

What If?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

Election

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Spoonfest

'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

Trouble

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake."

"The plumber is here."

A Uber world

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

"I left my boring dividends to fool around with capital appreciation."

There is no normal: Norm hated the new motivational poster and it hated him.

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

Activism, third party candidacy, insurgent democrat, accepting the status quo

Occupy crunch

Stay the course.