System Disruptor Pillows

Occupy crunch

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

Man painting over a computer screen.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'She wishes.'

What If?

"You must be the new guy!"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"Worst TED talk ever"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Spoonfest

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

I have laryngitis. I lost my voice screaming because the internet generation is so self-centered. You write self-centered blogs, internet sites, and now you tweet. You are navel-gazing narcissists. Aaaah. Getting yelled at by a sign. Tap tap tap tap.

This Amount of Computer Code

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

'Ok, I've hacked into the NHS. Elsie Bartle had two sore throats in 1973; where do we go with that kind of data?'

The Unalphabetizer

Annoying computer user.

Isn't It Exciting?

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

TV Kill

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'