Routine Disrupter Pillows

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Broken since March

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

'She wishes.'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

RETIREMENT VOWS

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"You must be the new guy!"

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Pawn to King Four."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

The Rat Race.

Daily Commute.

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."