Routine Disrupter Mugs

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

"At this office no two days are different."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Broken since March

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

RETIREMENT VOWS

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

'She wishes.'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

What If?

"So, any other ideas as to how we can be more disruptive?"

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Pawn to King Four."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

"You must be the new guy!"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

Spoonfest

"Same."