Peace Disruptor Pillows

"Move, Gary."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

What If?

'She wishes.'

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

Police Shooting

"You must be the new guy!"

"Worst TED talk ever"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Spoonfest

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

Master dog trainer.

Occupy crunch

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

Isn't It Exciting?

TV Kill

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

Radio phone-in: 'Hello, how are you' time wasters.

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"