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Status_quo_sustainer Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who values the status quo? Our collection offers charming and witty products that showcase appreciation for consistency and the quiet strength of stability. Perfect for those who prefer the familiar yet appreciate a bit of humor and personality in their everyday items. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these gifts speak to the beauty of maintaining the essential and the comfort of predictability.
'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'
Mario Draghi
Deforestation.
Nature versus commerce.
'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'
View to the Future
'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.
The original paperless office
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."
See you at the farmers market!
'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
Brad Pitt
FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon
"Will follow you on social media for food."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."
"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"
"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five
'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'
'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
Alms Bank
"What is a drag queen's goal?"
The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three
'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'
New Memer/Incumbent
"I'll have the usual."
Status_quo_sustainer Gifts Collection
Status_quo_sustainer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that showcase the beauty of stability and routine—ideal for anyone who treasures consistency in their daily life.
Status_quo_sustainer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the comfort of routine—great for adding a touch of personality to their living space.
Status_quo_sustainer Prints
Browse prints that eloquently express the elegance of consistency, perfect for decorating a space that values stability and tradition.
Status_quo_sustainer T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that combine humor and stability—perfect for those who like to keep things simple and stylish, with a witty twist.