Status Quo Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who champions the status quo? Our collection offers clever, tongue-in-cheek items perfect for those who appreciate stability with a twist. Find humorous mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that proudly showcase their commitment to the steady path, making their daily moments a little more fun and meaningful.

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"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not." mockup

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

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'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...' mockup

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

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'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.' mockup

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

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"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned." mockup

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

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'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.' mockup

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

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Need an elevated state of mind too! mockup

Need an elevated state of mind too!

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'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.' mockup

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

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New Memer/Incumbent

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"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel." mockup

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

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'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!' mockup

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

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'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,' mockup

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

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'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.' mockup

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

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Piorities in Minnesota.

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"I'd like to make a return."

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"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'" mockup

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

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Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail. mockup

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

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Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!' mockup

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

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'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.' mockup

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

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'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!' mockup

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

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'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?' mockup

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

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"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

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