Status Quo Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

New Memer/Incumbent

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

Peace on Earth

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Piorities in Minnesota.

"I'd like to make a return."

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"...Then when Rockefeller and Goldwater have the convention tied up in a knot―we spring Charlie on 'em!"

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

Speed Checked By Radar.

IVF Slut

Ted Budd Caricature

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Akin Remarks explode in the Republican's face.

Steve Bannon

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."