Status Quo Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

New Memer/Incumbent

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

Piorities in Minnesota.

"I'd like to make a return."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"...Then when Rockefeller and Goldwater have the convention tied up in a knot―we spring Charlie on 'em!"

Speed Checked By Radar.

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Akin Remarks explode in the Republican's face.

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Ted Budd Caricature