Status Quo Analyst T-Shirts

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

US and the EU

Truth

"Will follow you on social media for food."

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New Memer/Incumbent

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'Stocks today remained unchanged, on news the rich are getting richer, and the poor poorer, at approximately the same rate...'

Land Sale

'I was not prepared for this!'

Election

Brussels Spouts

'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'

'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?'

Trouble

"Yes, that's what I said; a towtruck and a rowboat."

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

Trump Transition Team

Horse riders

"They discovered I liked a JK Rowling tweet when I was fifteen, you?"

"I've had sex with Donald Trump."

"The plumber is here."

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake."

There is no normal: Norm hated the new motivational poster and it hated him.

"The partners were thinking maybe stockbroker is not the right career for you."

Activism, third party candidacy, insurgent democrat, accepting the status quo

'Heaven's great. It's just that now there's nothing to look forward to.'

'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?'