Status Symbol Analyst T-Shirts

'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...'

"It's so much easier keeping up with the Jones's since they both got made redundant."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

That should get you motivated.

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I don't do intimidation"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Plumbing Company Executive

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

IVF Slut