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"Rachel bought herself a Porsche, so I got my boobs done."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Peace Locked in a Cage

Anti-war libra.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

New life (organ donation)

That should get you motivated.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"I don't do intimidation"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

The Kiss - Two pieces of a jigsaw embracing .

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Happiness isn't really the point any more - I'm the Bluebird of COMPLIANCE.'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

Plumbing Company Executive

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

Two doves hold heart of peace.