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"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Life and Death

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Ill next Thursday

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

That should get you motivated.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I don't do intimidation"

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Plumbing Company Executive

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Before we start, I expect you're all figuratively dying for a cup of tea?"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."