Status Symbol Aficionado T-Shirts

For the trendsetter who isn't afraid to stand out, our stylish and witty t-shirts make a bold statement about their love for exclusivity and self-expression.

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"It's not about how much money you have son, it's about how much money others think you have."

"It's not about how much money you have son, it's about how much money others think you have."

'My other car has a bumper sticker that says 'my other car is a cadillac','

'My other car has a bumper sticker that says 'my other car is a cadillac','

Hampstead - Neighbourhood Rolex Watch Area

Hampstead - Neighbourhood Rolex Watch Area

"I don't do intimidation"

"I don't do intimidation"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Laughing Zone Ahead

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

That should get you motivated.

That should get you motivated.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"No religious nuts!"

"No religious nuts!"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Hanging out your shingle

Hanging out your shingle

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

Way to go

Way to go

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"What the...?! They're all just emojis!"

"What the...?! They're all just emojis!"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"High Pressure Area"

"High Pressure Area"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Plumbing Company Executive

Plumbing Company Executive

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

IVF Slut

IVF Slut

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

'Norton, you'll never be a great success until you get a smaller cellphone and a bigger automobile.'

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Status Symbol Aficionado Mugs

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