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"It's too much... but is it enough?"

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

'My other car is a Mercedes, too' bumper sticker.

Money on Board

Business president with photo of his trophy wife in "IN" box, and another photo of his old wife in the 'OUT' box.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Love

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Hairstyles

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

Sharp Eyes

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I don't do intimidation"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Funny Farm

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

IVF Slut

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

'That woke me up, too!'

Jake's Joke Shop. Use Next Door. Use Next Door.

'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'