Status Symbol Admirer Pillows

"It's too much... but is it enough?"

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

'My other car is a Mercedes, too' bumper sticker.

Money on Board

Business president with photo of his trophy wife in "IN" box, and another photo of his old wife in the 'OUT' box.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Love

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Hairstyles

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Sharp Eyes

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I don't do intimidation"

Funny Farm

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

'That woke me up, too!'

'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

A rooster carries the flag of France.

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."