Heart Symbol Admirer Pillows

Man leading a procession of followers around a moutainous region waving a heart

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Love

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Moon: Made in China

Sharp Eyes

A day at the races

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

Spiders in love

It had to be you!

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Street signs in Motown.

An emergency broken heart.

'You needn't be embarrassed. I just asked if you would be my valentine.'

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'My other car is a Mercedes, too' bumper sticker.

Queen Elizabeth

Fire brigade, hurry, a man's trying to get into my room. You need the police. No, he's on the ground floor and he needs a ladder to get up to my room.

The Great Invisible Fence of China

A rooster carries the flag of France.

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

Business president with photo of his trophy wife in "IN" box, and another photo of his old wife in the 'OUT' box.

Money on Board

Hang in there, hugs – pretty soon we'll be more popular than ever.

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

"Oy vey"

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

'Times must be getting tough -- some of our customers are asking how much they cost.'