Symbol Admirer Pillows

"If I look familiar... I was the model for all those signs you see around!"

"Little help?"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Magic Tricks

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Sharp Eyes

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"What the...?! They're all just emojis!"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Joke Shop and Novelties

"It's a human hand!"

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Louis Armstrong

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

The Doves of Peace and War.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

"Do you have anything to declare besides a rabbit, handsaw, pigeon, curtain, and deck of cards?"