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Madonna

Madonna.

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

Josephine Baker

Debbie Harry

Louis Armstrong

Audrey Hepburn

"The Mexican artist Frida Kahlo's full name was...Magdalena Carmen Frida Kahlo y Calderon."

Rihanna

Beyonce

Rita Montaner

Barbra Streisand

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Magic Tricks

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)