Icon Admirer Pillows

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

Josephine Baker

Louis Armstrong

Barbra Streisand

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Magic Tricks

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Snow is falling...

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'