Symbol Admirer Prints

"If I look familiar... I was the model for all those signs you see around!"

"Little help?"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Magic Tricks

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Sharp Eyes

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Madonna.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Paul Daniels.

Madonna

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"What the...?! They're all just emojis!"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Joke Shop and Novelties

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"It's a human hand!"

Louis Armstrong

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"Do you have anything to declare besides a rabbit, handsaw, pigeon, curtain, and deck of cards?"

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

The Doves of Peace and War.

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."