Symbolic Gestures Admirer Pillows

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

Jack Gleeson

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Mexican Serenade.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Marry me!'

"OK, what have you done?"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"The answer is NO!"

Valentine's Day

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'