Symbolic Gestures Admirer Pillows

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Mexican Serenade.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Say it with Pierogies"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"OK, what have you done?"

'Marry me!'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Valentine's Day

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"The answer is NO!"

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?