Status Symbol Appreciator Pillows

"I know, and it's not just me- my whole family has been smug for hundreds of years."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

That should get you motivated.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I don't do intimidation"

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

Metaphors.

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"It's their idea of cute."

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

IVF Slut