Status Symbol Seeker Pillows

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'

Shoot, I don't wanna hurt anybody, I just wanna look like I could!

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'

Status symbols for the elderly

'Wow, he must be very rich: he has a gold tusk...'

'I'm thinking of buying a football club. I'm sure it would look great here on the cupboard.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

Vanity License Plate Consultant

'I buy and awful lot of contemporary art. I'm an emperor - I can afford to...'

'It seemed appropriate since I'm number one in my field.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"I just built me a summer home up north."

'I always kept up with my neighbors, the Joneses. I followed them down the path to bankruptcy.'

"Look, fella—can't you see this is an executive smokers' group?"

Wealthy Peacocks.

I travel Prada whenever I can."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"What part of ‘Porsche 911 Targa 4S with direct fuel injection and VarioCam Plus’ don’t you understand?!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Then what happened?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'