Status Symbol Chaser Pillows

"Boy, boys. You're getting loud and no one gives a damn how big your salaries used to be."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

WiFi Signals

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Letter writing lady.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

Tango

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I don't do intimidation"

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I never thought I'd get married again."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."