Status Symbol Spotter Pillows

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I never thought I'd get married again."

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I don't do intimidation"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

Road signs of Aging

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive