Status Symbol Observer Pillows

"No partnership this year but you may have one of our 'big boy' desks."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'