Status Symbol Collector Pillows

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"It's a symbol of power."

"This is our boss' desk. If you ask me, it's an ego thing."

Sports car colors.

Fame, money, success, glory/Oblivion.

"The ties on my shoulders are my power and lucky ties. The boss gave me this one in front."

"No, Wilson. This room is meant to make you feel that I'm important, not that you're important."

'He has his own driver, two private secretaries and noe even three personal drones.'

'Business must be good..'

'I see you've noticed my mega cool round window.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"And if you can afford this kind of luxury but don't want to flaunt it, you may want to check out our new 'Embezzler' model."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

That should get you motivated.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I don't do intimidation"

"I never thought I'd get married again."

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Fishing for Peace.

Beer Sergeant.