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"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"It's a symbol of power."

Man feels the pressure to put the right phone on the table.

"This is our boss' desk. If you ask me, it's an ego thing."

'I'm just a little different kind of a king!...I'm the Mattress King of the Midwest!'

Sports car colors.

Fame, money, success, glory/Oblivion.

"The ties on my shoulders are my power and lucky ties. The boss gave me this one in front."

"No, Wilson. This room is meant to make you feel that I'm important, not that you're important."

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

'He has his own driver, two private secretaries and noe even three personal drones.'

'Business must be good..'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'I see you've noticed my mega cool round window.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"And if you can afford this kind of luxury but don't want to flaunt it, you may want to check out our new 'Embezzler' model."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

That should get you motivated.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I never thought I'd get married again."