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Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I never thought I'd get married again."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

Phoenix

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

Heaven Has VIP

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Trump and Liberty

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'Frankly, Dad, the symbolism of all this stuff - talking pigs, witches, invisible trees - goes right past me.'

'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me'

'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'