Status Symbolism Explorer Mugs

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

Phoenix

Heaven Has VIP

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

Trump and Liberty

IVF Slut

'Frankly, Dad, the symbolism of all this stuff - talking pigs, witches, invisible trees - goes right past me.'

'Well you know what they say...the smaller the phone, the bigger the car.'

'Let's find anothr cafe - I'm not eating in any restaurant that outranks me'