"Boy, boys. You're getting loud and no one gives a damn how big your salaries used to be."
Status Symbol Chaser Mugs
Start their day with a laugh and a reminder of their pursuit with mugs that celebrate the status symbol chaser in all of us, combining wit and style on every sip.
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
WiFi Signals
'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'
"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"He's deliciously vintage."
The Birth of a Lawsuit
'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'
Letter writing lady.
'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'
Tango
"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."
'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'
'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'
"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"
"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."
Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"
"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."
"I don't do intimidation"
"I never thought I'd get married again."
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
The National Conversation Starts Here
'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'
"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"
"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"
"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
Plumbing Company Executive
"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."
"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."
Status Symbol Chaser Mugs Collection
Status Symbol Chaser Pillows
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Status Symbol Chaser Prints
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Status Symbol Chaser T-Shirts
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