Status Symbol Spotter Mugs

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Deer Cross Dressing.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

"I don't do intimidation"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Plumbing Company Executive

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.