Status Symbol Enthusiast Mugs

'Great idea you had! Its easy to see why you're the CEO at wealth-management.'

Two English university students

"You're always telling me to share, Dad. So, how come Mom never gets to hold the remote?"

"Yes, Justin is a college dropout, but he's a dropout from a very prestigious university."

"I can't believe it, but I'm actually looking forward to my high school reunion."

'Are you not looking at my bird?'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"40,- Euros per night?! Don't be silly, Albert! How can I show off with such a cheap hotel?"

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Peace Locked in a Cage

Anti-war libra.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

New life (organ donation)

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

That should get you motivated.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Have you met my vice-presidents?'

"I don't do intimidation"

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

The Kiss - Two pieces of a jigsaw embracing .

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Happiness isn't really the point any more - I'm the Bluebird of COMPLIANCE.'

Plumbing Company Executive